7. Whiskey in the Wind
Is it still Whiskey Throttle if your bike takes matters into its own hands? We’ll let you be the judge, but 2smokeMotocross’ footage (100 of them, if this YouTube poster’s intro literally) definitely sounds like Whiskey Throttle to us. Ah yes, nothing quite matches the bell-like ring of a two-stroke that’s trying to spit its piston out the exhaust port. Perhaps the only thing more piercing was whatever made it past this guy’s sphincter on its way through his jockey shorts. Worse yet, the exhaust note at the end of the carnage sounds to us like the bike is actually laughing at its owner.